Techbio news

Your phone is judging your hydration levels (and embryos are getting report cards)

From mind-reading tattoos to spine-fixing stem cells, biotech just went full sci-fi

Share Your DNA, Mammoth Mice and Skin Trouble?

Jere Kettunen

Brain injections for Parkinsons 🧠 and FDA approved brain-computer implants

Brains, brains, brains!

🎮 French Scientists Turn Mouse Brains Into Nintendo Controllers (Dementia Optional)

In addition dirt bacteria finally solve carbon monoxide poisoning, AI designs antibiotics that don't suck, and DNA writing graduates from the stone age

💊 Novo discovers weight loss works on stock prices too (and Florida went full Wild West)

Plus: Australia cock-blocks malaria, America adopts Soviet science strategy, and stem cells go rogue

🧠 RFK Jr. just ghosted his boss's "medical miracle" (and your gut bacteria knows where you live)

Plus: Male birth control that actually works, chromosomes getting CTRL+Z'd, and Apple sneaking into your brain

🐸 Harvard Creates Cyborg Tadpoles With Brain Implants (Because Regular Tadpoles Were Too Mainstream)

Meanwhile AI discovers drugs that don't kill people, China speedruns regulatory approval, and Silicon Valley wants to eliminate human eggs

🩸 Science cracks a 50-year-old blood mystery (and your canned peaches are officially vintage)

In other news UK scans everyone for science, period drinks fail fact-check, and mussels inspire the next Ozempic

⚡ Scientists Strap Electrodes to Breasts for Milk Data (Because Parenting Needed More Anxiety)

Meanwhile, women refuse to tweet, AI judges your leftovers, brain scans call you old, and mice become Ozempic factories