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Your phone is judging your hydration levels (and embryos are getting report cards)

From mind-reading tattoos to spine-fixing stem cells, biotech just went full sci-fi

Share Your DNA, Mammoth Mice and Skin Trouble?

Jere Kettunen

Brain injections for Parkinsons 🧠 and FDA approved brain-computer implants

Brains, brains, brains!

🧠 Your Brain Just Got a New Landlord (and It's Streaming Everything)

Plus: A breathing lung on a chip, Alzheimer's prevention that works like a statin, acupuncture for vegetables, and the first motion sickness pill in 40 years

🍻 The $1.60 pill that makes alcohol boring (and 788 species we're about to obliterate)

Plus: Sea worms with eyes that never quit, brain chips thinner than your patience for Neuralink hype, AI that reads tumors like tea leaves, and why clinical trials still look like a country club roster

🧬 One Baby, One Custom Gene Edit: 2025 Gave Us Bespoke CRISPR

Plus: A twice-yearly HIV shot with near-perfect efficacy, menopause relief without hormones, and finally, a needle-free EpiPen

🧬 Quick Note Before the Food Coma Hits (again)

2025 was a wild one...

🥓 Bacon Without the Guilt Trip (or the Slaughter)

Plus: AI inventing proteins nature never imagined, mushrooms that think they're computer chips, brain implants turning thoughts into headshots, and the world's most useless cyborg learns password management the hard way

🍺 Chimps are functional alcoholics and science finally has receipts

Plus: Designer horses glow in the dark, thinking with your eyes costs $25M, onions that won't make you cry, and blood tests that might catch Alzheimer's before you forget where you put your keys